Ozzy walked along through the hallway and came upon the group, who were rubbing Teddy's tail against RoboRabbit's to create friction, to create heat, to create fire, to create light. Ozzy simply walked up to the mirror and examined it.
"Ozzy!" said Diomedes. "With your spotlight which gives you spots, won't you open this mirror, look, pots!"
Sure enough, everyone turned and saw a pile of pots which had been under a perception filter. Then Ozzy turned every witch way and every warlock way, trying to get her light to shine on the mirror, but it was no use. The spotlight maintained the exact shape of her body. Then Killer Kangaroo tried ramming the mirror, remembering his Prince of Persia days, but her merely bounced off and landed with a thud on the floor. HekeHokkus went ahead and attempted slicing it, though he knew that wouldn't work. Then they all took a rope and used it as a rubber band to launch Diomedes at the mirror, but he simply landed among the pots with a clatter and clang in the dark inn-yard.
It was right about then that HekeHokkus' good friend, the Doctor, showed up in his Tardis and stepped out. He tossed a device to RoboRabbit and reentered the Tardis. Then he disappeared in the same great light and noise which had brought him. RoboRabbit examined the device and accidentally fired it at Ozzy, who decided at that moment to become invisible. He then noticed a title on the device, which read, "Temporary Disappeary Thingy." While Ozzy was invisible from the blast, her spotlight still shone in the shape of her body, giving spots to everything behind her. She walked in front of the mirror and it lifted to reveal the next leg of their journey.
"Well," RoboRabbit, "I think it's time for me to leave." And he took out his paradox time machine, pressed a button, and disappeared. Then the wafflebear, who stood at the front of the group, began walking back. Everyone stared at her, wondering what she was doing.
"I must also leave," she said finally. "I cannot bear these adversities any longer. I must find elsewhere to hang out."
And thus left the wafflebear from their party. "No!!!!!!!" exclaimed RoboRabbit (he will be referred thusly henceforth). "My mission is failed!!! And I have already embarked on it!! Quack!!!! Quacking cowrap squirrel!" And he continued to explete in a similar fashion for several minutes until they heard the wafflebear's voice echo faintly back to them, saying, "And my name is..." before fading out of hearing. And then RoboRabbit became negative and died.
Pause. Wait. What? What just happened? RoboRabbit died? Is that really possible? I thought he had but one weakness that could kill him. Let me assure you now that it was not at all cold in that hallway. Therefore, is it even possible for RoboRabbit to die in these conditions? Well, not really. What you may have forgotten or not realized is that there are actually two ways for RoboRabbit to die. The first, of course, is his one weakness, with which other people can theoretically kill him. He can also kill himself by multiplying himself by -1 and thus becoming a negative, or dead, body. This is the method by which RoboRabbit just died.
