Dead. RoboRabbit is dead. But he's not dead. He's merely in a state which is the opposite of being alive. He is anti-alive. This is an easy fix, except that RoboRabbit must first want to be alive. Alive. RoboRabbit is dead. No, not dead. In a state of lacking the will to live. What reason is there to live, anyway? He's killed numerous characters. He can only count to four, so as far as he knows he's killed anywhere from five to a thousand. Hrair. So many have left him by himself. He knows that, while they were once great friends, they're no longer big fans of hanging out with him, and it gets pretty hot when there are no fans.
Oapsuf. Jhoqi. Upooq. They formed an agreement, a treaty with him long ago. They didn't know that he was just trying to get friends. People he can make happy. He doesn't make anyone happy now. Hilarious Hyena was going to be his biggest triumph. He would make her happier than anyone in the world. Anyone in the universe. Failed. RoboRabbit has failed. He is making no one happy right now, and his goal is to make everyone happy. Stupid. How could he hope to make everyone happy? He hasn't even seen everyone in the world. The universe. He's seen two universes created, lived in both for a while. But he hasn't even seen a small portion of them.
Hilarious Hyena isn't happy isn't happy. Why would she be happy? What could make her happy? And almost as important to RoboRabbit is a much larger question. What could make the whole world happy? What could even affect the whole world? The answer is obvious. The world is weird. The universe. He saw it created from the middle of another universe. Changing it back would affect. Would it make them happy? Who knows? He's seen the past, not the future.
What is this chapter, anyway? It's a look inside RoboRabbit's mind, but the whole story is a look inside RoboRabbit's mind. Would that make it a look inside a look inside RoboRabbit's mind? And what is this paragraph? RoboRabbit is thinking about what he's thinking, so it must be a look inside a look inside a look inside RoboRabbit's mind. What is this, Inception? No, it's just satire. The point is, RoboRabbit now has the will to live, so he can make the world happy. Alive. RoboRabbit is alive.
"RoboRabbit's waking up!" shouted Killer Kangaroo.
"But I thought he's in that other universe," said Hilarious Hyena.
"He was," said RoboRabbit. "And he's been waiting around until now, although perhaps skipping some of the more boring parts."
"What about Megano?" asked Teddy. "What happened to her?"
"Who?" asked RoboRabbit.
"Pivr," said Diomedes.
"Oh," replied RoboRabbi. "She ought to be here right now. I sent her on a few errans."
Just then a female flying griffin flew floataciously forward to the ground. RoboRabbi gave her a pat on the head.
"Everyone," he said, "I'd like you to meet Pivr."
"Megano," interjected Megano.
"Are you finished with those errands?" asked RoboRabbit.
"Yes, RoboRabbit, I am finished with those errands," she replied.
It was just then that everyone noticed Jhoqi, who had a weird pale look on her face. Then she stood up, took the weird pale look off of her face, and put it on RoboRabbit's face.
"I sense the One's presence is among us," she said. Then she began to raise her hand in the direction of RoboRoboRabbit, the pale look still on his face. She was about to point at him when a flaming panda arrived from the sky at the exact spot which she immediately pointed at.
"Uhh..." said the panda, which RoboRabbit now noticed was a deep blue. "Oh sorry," he said, getting out of way of Jhoqi's point, which nonetheless relentlessly followed him. "I just wanted to see who the One was."
"Interesting," said Jhoqi. "Very Jhoqi."
"Jhoqi," said RoboRabbit. "Are you pointing at me?"
"No," replied Jhoqi. "Him." Still her hand pointed at the panda. "The One has been found!"
"What?" said RoboRabbit.
"What?" interjected Killer Kangaroo.
"What?" exclaimed Hilarious Hyena.
