Armaninx had decided that he should take the hardest button, which he was sure was the one in Craftofwarland. Armaninx charged into battle, leading his army of footmen into the fray at the center of the area. It was a battle of four teams, each consisting of three generals. A few generals would stay in the castle using the money it would take to outfit them for strategic purposes. One of those rare generals was on Armaninx's team. His name was Cyklee, and he was an expert at the tactic.
Armaninx fought among the footmen and grunts, which Cyklee had recruited with his large sums of money. Armaninx used Decay whip every once in a while to heal himself or damage an enemy. He soon grew to level two and learned Life Promise, which killed an enemy unit and gave him some health. After a while he gained a Holeless Aura, which slowed enemy hit point regeneration and movement speed. Armaninx was really powerful and soon learned Life and Health, his ultimate ability. He used it, and it slowly killed enemies in a large area. Armaninx broke through enemy lines and attacked one of the teams directly. With help from Cyklee's cown warriors, Armaninx soon defeated all three generals on the team.
When Armaninx and Cyklee's army returned to the battlefield, the two remaining teams had weakened each other greatly. It was no trouble to dispatch all six generals. When they had won, a giant red button fell from the sky, crushing all the remaining forces aside from Armaninx in the process. Armaninx jumped on the button and pressed it, and a giant net fell from the sky and trapped him beneath it.
A story about a cyborg rabbit and his allies who try to restore balance to the universe, which lost its balance due to an unlikely series of events and consequently fell over. Perhaps the universe should get training from one of those olympic gymnasts. That might restore its balance.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Golfia
Green Wart Hog swung his golf club, hitting the ball quite far. He looked to the side at his competitors, who were drinking alcohol (sorry, I realize this is a children's story). They had asked him to drink with them quite a few times, but he knew it wasn't a good idea to drink and drive. Considering that they thought it was, Green Wart Hog defeated them easily. They got to the last hole, and Green Wart Hog noticed a button at the bottom of the hole. He had won, and he had pressed the button. As he was busy gloating, several squirrels and a couple Teddys jumped out of the trees nearby.
“Oh no,” came the voice from somewhere nearby. The musicians in the sky played short cliffhanger music.
“Oh no,” came the voice from somewhere nearby. The musicians in the sky played short cliffhanger music.
Alagaesia
Darkprint trotted along with a human on her back. She had been impersonating another horse, named Snowfire, in her search for the red button. She had discovered that the human on her back was named Roran. When the order was given, Darkprint charged out of the bushes, leading the squad of men on horseback. The group Darkprint was in was going to go around and attack from the left side, while the two other groups attacked from the front and right sides.
The enemy was ready, though. They pulled out crossbows as the group charged in. Just in the nick of time, Roran gave the order to take cover. He quickly came up with a brilliant plan and sent archers onto the roof. Roran and the others on the ground charged into the crowd to rescue what was left of the main group. When they had escorted the group away, the leader departed with some men to the other side to help the last group.
Roran thought up another great plan and he and some others went into the street, a spellcaster shielding them from the crossbows. Darkprint was soon wounded, so Roran sent her through the crowd of men and outside the village which the battle was in.
Darkprint just knew the button was near, so she went and retrieved Snowfire and wounded him in the same way she had been wounded. She then started walking around the small village. When she rounded the corner, she saw as plain as night (which is actually very plain) a button with the correct label on it. She trotted over to it and a small band of squirrels appeared and attacked her. She spun and jumped in the air, kicking two of them. She barely landed in time, and one of the squirrels scratched her side, leaving a big mark.
Darkprint bonked one with her head and bucked the one that had scratched her. She then stood on her back two legs and sent her fore legs crashing down on the last two squirrels. After making sure her wound wasn't too bad, she walked over and pressed the large red button. Darkprint then galloped home for dinner.
The enemy was ready, though. They pulled out crossbows as the group charged in. Just in the nick of time, Roran gave the order to take cover. He quickly came up with a brilliant plan and sent archers onto the roof. Roran and the others on the ground charged into the crowd to rescue what was left of the main group. When they had escorted the group away, the leader departed with some men to the other side to help the last group.
Roran thought up another great plan and he and some others went into the street, a spellcaster shielding them from the crossbows. Darkprint was soon wounded, so Roran sent her through the crowd of men and outside the village which the battle was in.
Darkprint just knew the button was near, so she went and retrieved Snowfire and wounded him in the same way she had been wounded. She then started walking around the small village. When she rounded the corner, she saw as plain as night (which is actually very plain) a button with the correct label on it. She trotted over to it and a small band of squirrels appeared and attacked her. She spun and jumped in the air, kicking two of them. She barely landed in time, and one of the squirrels scratched her side, leaving a big mark.
Darkprint bonked one with her head and bucked the one that had scratched her. She then stood on her back two legs and sent her fore legs crashing down on the last two squirrels. After making sure her wound wasn't too bad, she walked over and pressed the large red button. Darkprint then galloped home for dinner.
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