Green Wart Hog swung his golf club, hitting the ball quite far. He looked to the side at his competitors, who were drinking alcohol (sorry, I realize this is a children's story). They had asked him to drink with them quite a few times, but he knew it wasn't a good idea to drink and drive. Considering that they thought it was, Green Wart Hog defeated them easily. They got to the last hole, and Green Wart Hog noticed a button at the bottom of the hole. He had won, and he had pressed the button. As he was busy gloating, several squirrels and a couple Teddys jumped out of the trees nearby.
“Oh no,” came the voice from somewhere nearby. The musicians in the sky played short cliffhanger music.
