No Escape

    Egg nog is a very interesting drink.  Some people like it, others hate it, and still others are indifferent.  For some reason egg nog is typically thought of as a seasonal drink, meant only for the coldest months of the year.  Many drinks, such as orange juice, are seasonal for obvious reasons, such as that season being the time the plant used to make it grows best.  However, egg nog's name suggests that it is not generated from a specific plant, but rather from chickens or other birds.  Thus, the reason for its seasonality is most likely something amgibuously obscure or something blatantly obvious.
    As RoboRabbit and Claudio McAwesome looked up at the skies, Armaninx arrives with Hilarious Hyena.  They all watched as a liquid sphere formed around their current planet, obviously preventing flight.  Then they realized that there were volcanoes of a sort which were spurting out this shield, so they all decided to investigate one such volcano, which was conveniently ten yards from the small forest occupied by Killer Kangaroo and the wafflebear.  They began to climb said volcano which they continued to climb as they climbed it, climbing up its rocky, barely climbable side, until they finished climbing and climbed to the top of the recently climbed volcano.
    As the group arrived at the top, the volcanoes all stopped erupting, as the shield was complete.  They looked down and found that Ozzy had already beat them to it.  She stood at the bottom of an unfortunate staircase which ran down the tunnel.  Next to her was a large switch which was flipped down, obviously by her doing.
    "Someone wants us to stay on this planet," she hollered up, "and we'd best find out who it is."
    Ozzy came back up the stairs and told them that the switch was labeled "Smith."  They returned to their large group to develop a plan,, which took much deliberation.
    "Costa Lxodi," said RoboRabbit, "what is the largest spoon we have that can be used on this egg nog?"
    "There is no spoon," replied Costa Lxodi.  "They all melted when I carried them over."
    "RoboRabbit!" exclaimed Claudio McAwesome.  "There are agents following us.  They're coming to capture you!"
    After Diomedes joined them, they departed from the volcano.  They soon found themselves cornered and so climbed into the wall to hide from the agent.  As they heard noises from outside the wall, Ozzy tried to suppress a cough.  Unforunately, too much dust got in her lungs and she was unable to stop herself from couging, thus revealing her location.
    "Go without me!" said Diomedes.  "I will disract them!"
    He then proceeded to break through the wall with his head, falling on Agent Smith.  Ozzy wanted to stay and help, but RoboRabbit dragged her along and they escaped through the sewers.  When they returned to their settlement, they gathered what they had and prepared for assault.

Inhabitants

    After the events on Iohsw, the whole group decided to go to Armaninx's home planet, Standos, and live there for a time.  Oapsuf needed something that he hoped to find there, and the planet had no evil on it.  So they gathered the parts needed to make a simple spacecraft and traveled to Standos to start a civilization thee.  Costa Lxodi led most of the group in creating houses while Armaninx, Claudio McAwesome, Hilarious Hyena, and RoboRabbit set out to explore the area.  RoboRabbit created for himself a Shifqwqeos, an article of cothing that covered him entirely and billowed around him, out of nearby vegetation.  He modified the Shifqwqeos to generate background music, since Standos had no musicians in the sky.  Then, as the four explored the planet, there emanated from RoboRabbit a mysterious tune with an exciting aura of adventure to it.
    RoboRabbit soo came to a somewhat forested area and entered into it.  It was only a few steps in that he found a clearing which was solely occupied by a small house.  It was camoflauged to look like the trees and ground around it and had no windows and one door which looked like a rock.  Curious, RoboRabbit listened through the door and heard loud thumping noises, like a giant ball bouncing up and down.  Then he heard a delicious growl and decided to knock on the door.  It was opened almost immediately by a thin wafflebear, who smelled delightful.
    "I'm a wafflebear," said the wafflebear.
    "I'm a cyborg rabbit," said RoboRabbit.
    "Awesomesauce," replied the short wafflebear.
    "My name is RoboRabbit," said RoboRabbit.  "What's yours?"
    "Me?" said the wafflebear rhetorically, "My name is-"
    "Hey dude, what goes on?" interrupted a kangaroo thrice the size of the wafflebear, who must have been the one making the thumping sounds.
    "I was just meeting RoboRabbit here," answered the wafflebear.
    "Ohai RoboRabbit," said the kangaroo, "I'm Killer Kangaroo, one of the two current inhabitants of planet Standos."
    Then the wafflebear said, "And my name is-"
    "Hey, RoboRabbit!" exclaimed Claudio McAwesome as she walked out of the forest.  "Watcha' doin'?"
    "Straw, Claudio McAwesome," replied RoboRabbit, "I was just meeting these nice people, apparently the sole inhabitants of this planet."
    "Greeting," said Claudio McAwesome.  "My name is claudio McAwesome, as aforementioned by RoboRabbit.  What are you called?"
    "Well," started the wafflebear before being interrupted by Killer Kangaroo.
    "I'm known as Killer Kangaroo, and this is-"
    But as you may have guessed, he was stopped by a conveniently well-timed earthquake.  And thus, the chapter ended.

Hole

    While RoboRabbit and the others were safe, there still remained the fact that Jhoqi and Upooq were under the control of the Vine Master, not to mention that Armaninx and Darkprint and Big Fat Husky and Green Wart Hog and Big Tall Moose and Costa Lxodi were in the midst of it all.  The group decided to try to rescue as many of them as possible.  The expedition would be a hard one, and it required the making of a hole in the wall of vines.  For this, RoboRabbit and Platypus engineered a giant laser which would shoot in the outline of a circle, so that if you were in the middle of the laser you could walk through it.
    The laser was built next to the wall and they built a door so that you could walk into it and walk along the laser, as mentioned before.  When they turned it on, it worked perfectly and created a hole in the vine wall in less than five.  Then RoboRabbit entered the laser and walked through the hole, followed by Claudio McAwesome, Platypus, Teddy, Oapsuf, and Hilarious Hyena.  They sneaked along a river and encountered an underground tunnel to Jhoqi's treeehouse that had been dug long ago.  They found that someone had blocked the entrance with several dead bodies.
    "How are we to get in?" asked Hilarious Hyena aloud.
    "Perhaps I can be of assistance," said Diomedes, who, along with Ozzy the Dalmation, had been following them for some time.
    "How so?" questioned Oapsuf.
    "Well," answered Diomedes, "a dead body is the opposite of a live body, correct?"
    "Correct," said RoboRabbit.
    "So, then," continued Diomedes, "A dead body can be thought of as a negative body."
    "I see where this is going," sighed Claudio McAwesome.
    "Thereforem all that is required is to take the square root of the negative bodies, and you end up with imaginary bodies, which are a lot less smelly and won't clog up your hole here," finished Diomedes.
    "That makes sense!" exclaimed Ozzy.
    "Most indeededly," agreed Platypus.
    And so they square rooted the dead obstacles and continued on their journey to Jhoqii's abode.  The tunnel eventally spit them out in the lowest underground room of Jhoqi's place.  They wiped the saliva from themselves and went up a staircase to find Jhoqi herself in the next room.  She was the only one who had made it thus far because she was the one who knew the path to get there.  Jhoqi informed them that everyone but Upooq was already out of the house.  Claudio McAwesome wanted to go back for Upooq, but RoboRabbit knew he wasn't ready yet.  They exited the premises via the tunnel, rounded up Armaninx, Darkprint, Big Fat Husky, Green Wart Hog, Big Tall Moose, and Costa Lxodi, and came back through the hole in the wall of vines.  After they returned to their side of the wall, RoboRabbit turned off the laser so they wouldn't be followed, and the vines quickly grew to fill the hole.  Everyone celebrated that they had escaped, but their departure from the evil on the other side was nothing compared to the difficulties to come.