Assault

    After returning to their encampment RoboRabbit did a check to make sure everyone was accounted for.  He discovered that Diomedes and Hilarious Hyena were missing from the area, which greatly distressed him.  RoboRabbit began organizing search parties and he had arranged two of them when Diomedes appeared with a frightened look on his face.
    "It's Hilarious Hyena," he panted after approaching RoboRabbit.  "She's the one who caused all of this."
    "You must needs some rest," replied RoboRabbit.  "Go to your tent and sleep while I finish arranging search parties."
    "Who is left to search for?" wondered Diomedes out loud.
    "Hilarious Hyena."
    "Are you deaf?" yelled Diomedes.  "She is the enemy!  She's not lost or in enemy hands, she is the enemy hands!"
    "Ozzy, please escort this delusional pangolin back to his quarters."
    "But, RoboRabbit," answered Ozzy, "I believe he's telling the truth."
    "Forsooth!" exclaimed RoboRabbit.  "I will do it myself!"
    When RoboRabbit returned from forcefully bringing Diomedes to his abode, he found that none remained but the wafflebear.
    "Where has everyone gone?" inquired RoboRabbit.
    "They have all gone to prepare for war against Hilarious Hyena," replied the wafflebear.
    "Then why have you stayed?"
    "Because I believe that Hilarious Hyena is not the real enemy."
    "Thank you, wafflebear, I shan't forget this," said RoboRabbit.  "By the way, what was your name again?"
    Just then a large flying machine flew over and lasered all the buildings, two at a time, until all that was left was RoboRabbit's armed army standing among heaps of rubble.  "The army began to open fire on the vehicle, and they discovered that inside of said fire were explosives.  RoboRabbit managed to make out the shape of a hyena womanning the vehicle, but it couldn't be his hyena.  It must have been a different hyena, for Hilarious Hyena would never do that.  Whoever womanned the vehicle was a very good drivess.  She dodged all of the incoming shots and even managed to injure some warriors.
    RoboRabbit decided to discover what their adversary looked like and why she was there.  He leaped into the air and landed upon the vehicle, and just as he most definitely had not suspected, there sat Hilarious Hyena at the controls, defeating his army like an oversized anthill.
    "Why?" asked RoboRabbit desperately.  "Why would you do this?"
   "The Vine Master's evil has frustrated me and I cannot be with you," replied Hilarious Hyena confusingly.  This confused RoboRabbit as he had thought of her as an eternal ally.  He had even thought about adding her into his treaty with three other characters in this story and was planning to eventually do so.  This turn of events was so extremely confusing that RoboRabbit's grip on the vehicle loosened greatly and Hilarious Hyena pushed him off gently.  But before he fell off he whispered something to her, and as he accelerated towards the approaching ground, the chapter ended in a more sad way than probably any other chapter in this story.

No Escape

    Egg nog is a very interesting drink.  Some people like it, others hate it, and still others are indifferent.  For some reason egg nog is typically thought of as a seasonal drink, meant only for the coldest months of the year.  Many drinks, such as orange juice, are seasonal for obvious reasons, such as that season being the time the plant used to make it grows best.  However, egg nog's name suggests that it is not generated from a specific plant, but rather from chickens or other birds.  Thus, the reason for its seasonality is most likely something amgibuously obscure or something blatantly obvious.
    As RoboRabbit and Claudio McAwesome looked up at the skies, Armaninx arrives with Hilarious Hyena.  They all watched as a liquid sphere formed around their current planet, obviously preventing flight.  Then they realized that there were volcanoes of a sort which were spurting out this shield, so they all decided to investigate one such volcano, which was conveniently ten yards from the small forest occupied by Killer Kangaroo and the wafflebear.  They began to climb said volcano which they continued to climb as they climbed it, climbing up its rocky, barely climbable side, until they finished climbing and climbed to the top of the recently climbed volcano.
    As the group arrived at the top, the volcanoes all stopped erupting, as the shield was complete.  They looked down and found that Ozzy had already beat them to it.  She stood at the bottom of an unfortunate staircase which ran down the tunnel.  Next to her was a large switch which was flipped down, obviously by her doing.
    "Someone wants us to stay on this planet," she hollered up, "and we'd best find out who it is."
    Ozzy came back up the stairs and told them that the switch was labeled "Smith."  They returned to their large group to develop a plan,, which took much deliberation.
    "Costa Lxodi," said RoboRabbit, "what is the largest spoon we have that can be used on this egg nog?"
    "There is no spoon," replied Costa Lxodi.  "They all melted when I carried them over."
    "RoboRabbit!" exclaimed Claudio McAwesome.  "There are agents following us.  They're coming to capture you!"
    After Diomedes joined them, they departed from the volcano.  They soon found themselves cornered and so climbed into the wall to hide from the agent.  As they heard noises from outside the wall, Ozzy tried to suppress a cough.  Unforunately, too much dust got in her lungs and she was unable to stop herself from couging, thus revealing her location.
    "Go without me!" said Diomedes.  "I will disract them!"
    He then proceeded to break through the wall with his head, falling on Agent Smith.  Ozzy wanted to stay and help, but RoboRabbit dragged her along and they escaped through the sewers.  When they returned to their settlement, they gathered what they had and prepared for assault.

Inhabitants

    After the events on Iohsw, the whole group decided to go to Armaninx's home planet, Standos, and live there for a time.  Oapsuf needed something that he hoped to find there, and the planet had no evil on it.  So they gathered the parts needed to make a simple spacecraft and traveled to Standos to start a civilization thee.  Costa Lxodi led most of the group in creating houses while Armaninx, Claudio McAwesome, Hilarious Hyena, and RoboRabbit set out to explore the area.  RoboRabbit created for himself a Shifqwqeos, an article of cothing that covered him entirely and billowed around him, out of nearby vegetation.  He modified the Shifqwqeos to generate background music, since Standos had no musicians in the sky.  Then, as the four explored the planet, there emanated from RoboRabbit a mysterious tune with an exciting aura of adventure to it.
    RoboRabbit soo came to a somewhat forested area and entered into it.  It was only a few steps in that he found a clearing which was solely occupied by a small house.  It was camoflauged to look like the trees and ground around it and had no windows and one door which looked like a rock.  Curious, RoboRabbit listened through the door and heard loud thumping noises, like a giant ball bouncing up and down.  Then he heard a delicious growl and decided to knock on the door.  It was opened almost immediately by a thin wafflebear, who smelled delightful.
    "I'm a wafflebear," said the wafflebear.
    "I'm a cyborg rabbit," said RoboRabbit.
    "Awesomesauce," replied the short wafflebear.
    "My name is RoboRabbit," said RoboRabbit.  "What's yours?"
    "Me?" said the wafflebear rhetorically, "My name is-"
    "Hey dude, what goes on?" interrupted a kangaroo thrice the size of the wafflebear, who must have been the one making the thumping sounds.
    "I was just meeting RoboRabbit here," answered the wafflebear.
    "Ohai RoboRabbit," said the kangaroo, "I'm Killer Kangaroo, one of the two current inhabitants of planet Standos."
    Then the wafflebear said, "And my name is-"
    "Hey, RoboRabbit!" exclaimed Claudio McAwesome as she walked out of the forest.  "Watcha' doin'?"
    "Straw, Claudio McAwesome," replied RoboRabbit, "I was just meeting these nice people, apparently the sole inhabitants of this planet."
    "Greeting," said Claudio McAwesome.  "My name is claudio McAwesome, as aforementioned by RoboRabbit.  What are you called?"
    "Well," started the wafflebear before being interrupted by Killer Kangaroo.
    "I'm known as Killer Kangaroo, and this is-"
    But as you may have guessed, he was stopped by a conveniently well-timed earthquake.  And thus, the chapter ended.