"Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!"* chuckled Oapsuf in a jolly manner.
"Hey guys!" said Yoxep from his side. "I exist!" Then she disappeared because she is not pertinent to this story.
"Alright," said Killer Kangaroo. "Megano and I came to visit for Christmas, but I'm just fine with helping you defeat a squirrel army."
"Me too!" said Megano.
"I'm in!" yelled Oapsuf as he descended to the ground.
"Just like old times, huh, RoboRabbit?" asked Killer Kangaroo.
What are you talking about? You weren't here for those old times.
"Yeah," said Killer Kangaroo, "but I read Parts I and II, so I know about the old times."
Come on man, you're ruining the story. You can't acknowledge its existence like that!
"You do it all the time," complained Killer Kangaroo the Complainer. "Oh, real funny, calling names," he whined whiningly.
Dude, just shut up and fight.
"Oh sure, like you're not controlling everything I say and do by writing it down," said Killer Kangaroo (aka Lieutenant Sarcasm) sarcastically.
Good point.
Killer Kangaroo shut up and fought. He and Oapsuf guarded the rear as Megano and RoboRabbit fought straight through the armies. Having fought together on countless occasions during the thousands of years they had spent together, Megano and RoboRabbit had developed several maneuvers which they employed in reaping the squirrels grimly, including the cliché move where one of them spins around, swinging the other in a circle, which, by the way, they invented, but that's a whole other story, which has no place here. Another trick involved Megano flying up carrying RoboRabbit, who then used all of his jumping power to launch himself to the ground, creating a large crater like that of a significantly large meteorite, which is, again, a whole other story.
These and other techniques allowed them to get to Teddy quickly and quietly, without any rap music or flash dancing. At this point Megano and RoboRabbit faced Teddy while Oapsuf and Killer kangaroo protected their confrontation from the squirrel army.
"Merry Christmas," said Megano gaily as she forked over a present for Teddy. Teddy took the fork and scratched his back with it.
"Thanks," he said. "That itch has bothered me for many a nanosecond."
"Glad I could help," said Megano.
Teddy tossed the present itself to the conveniently placed dumpster that was nearby, which for some reason or other exploded within five seconds, but Teddy payed no mind, for he was flat broke. Neither payed RoboRabbit any mind, as he was curved broke, but Killer Kangaroo payed lots of mind, despite his being tilted broke. He said nothing on the matter, though, since he was not a physicist and knew little about the matter.
"Your present," said Teddy, "will be arriving in 5... 2... 1-"
And then a large satellite landed directly on Megano, creatoring (creating a crater) fifty times the size of the ones RoboRabbit had made. She tried to lift it, but it proved too heavy, and its logic was perfect, so Killer Kangaroo went over and lifted it for her with his big guns. Also his muscles.
"I knew that you two had to leave for the next large portion of the story, so I thought I'd give you the opportunity," Teddy said.
Seriously? Has no one any respect for a good story?
"I have plenty of respect for a good story," replied Teddy to no one because he was psychotic.
"Are you really gonna do the name calling again? Seriously, you've already done that bit. This is why it's not a good story."
Oh, so you think you could do better?
"I could do better even if I was heavily sedated."
Totally stole my line that I use in reference to pop music there, but okay. How about you write the next chapter? We'll see just how good you really are.
"Alright," said Teddy. "Let's do it!"
"By the way you missed my birthday on Quexxiji," said Megano.
"We'll remember it next year," promised RoboRabbit.
"Enough," interjected Teddy. "Time for my story."
*I hope you appreciate how much work I put into this.
