Friday, February 1, 2013

Shut that Down!

    After a few minutes of walking relatively quickly, the trio found themselves at a brick wall which their weapons had no effect on.  They could easily tell that the hallway continued on the other side, but none of their attacks had any effect, so they decided to set up camp for the night and hopefully think of how to get past it while resting.
    Much later, when they had all fallen asleep, a faint thump awoke RoboRabbit, who had sharp ears* and was a light sleeper.  Another thump, slightly louder than the first, followed shortly thereafter.  Soon the thumps grew loud enough to wake Teddy and Claudio McAwesome.  The thumps grew louder and louder, reverberating off the walls, until they shook the whole room and hurt RoboRabbit's ears.  Then he spotted Killer Kangaroo, in the dark, hopping towards them.  He plowed through the wall as they dodged him and the debris, and they heard the sound of a large group pursuing him.  RoboRabbit ran ahead and stopped Killer Kangaroo while Teddy and Claudio McAwesome prepared for battle.  The four of them stood there and waited a few seconds, then they saw several robots approaching swiftly down the hallway.  They immediately charged into the electronic adversaries and began smashing, flinging, lasering, and otherwise destroying them, which was a rather simple task except that they saw no end to the horde attacking them.  For every robot they disabled, another instantly took its place, making for a very long battle which would require a strategy to be won.  RoboRabbit observed that, while they were defeating robots, the robot bodies continued to exist, and thus he formulated his plan.
    "Retreat!" yelled RoboRabbit.
    When they reached the remains of the brick wall, they halted and formed a wall behind it.  As the robots approached, each of them killed on simultaneously, leaving a line of dead robots on the ground.  They continued with this tactic until there formed a wall of robots preventing the enemies from advancing.  They soon nearly ran into an electric web.  RoboRabbit touched it and jumped back, shocked by the results.
    RoboRabbit observed that the lightning wall was being created by generators on the wall.  He proceeded to fire his lasers at the generators, hoping to shut them down.  He sucked no seed.  He attempted to slice them, but he once again failed to suck seed.  Then he heard a sound which seemed to ring a bell.  Really.  I mean it actually rang a bell.  It was the sound of Diomedes' Pangolin Bell.  He had used his robot charms to control the army which they had battled not long ago, and now he was here to help.  Diomedes ordered the robots to generated an electromagnetic pulse, which shut down the entire army as well as the generators.  It also put RoboRabbit into a stasis, conserving his biological energy as his system restarted.  Thus they were forced to wait for him to reboot.  Luckily for them, a giant pancake attack would keep them entertained for some time.
    As they were gathered around RoboRabbit, an enormous blueberry pancake, with chocolate chips, approached from behind as  it battled toward them.
    "But I already ate breakfast!" shouted Killer Kangaroo.
    Teddy attempted to nibble on it but made no noticeable difference.
    "It's no use!" said Diomedes.  "The only one capable of eating this largeness is RoboRabbit, and he's not conscious enough to do so."
    "I'll go get help!" said Claudio McAwesome.  Then, in a daring stunt, she jumped through the pancake and daringly ran down the daring hallway, daring to take her daring chances by her daring self.
    "No, wait!" cried Teddy, but it was useless.  She was out of hearing, and needed to stop by Wal-Mart and get some more.  The pancake began launching tasty projectiles at the group, which were rather difficult to eat so quickly.  Teddy began catching them and throwing the projectiles back at the pancake, which it simply absorbed back into itself.  So, they all continued to eat the delicousness thrown at them.
    Then Killer Kangaroo began jumping to the top of the pancake, grabbing part of it, and ripping it all the way down.  Because nobody was there to eat the strips, the pancake simply absorbed them back into itself.  Their stomachs soon became full and they became lethargic.  They discontinued eating the flavorful projectiles and began being pelted by them, due to their inability to Dodge, and while they attempted to Ford and Chevi, they could only do those for a short period of time.  They were soon buried underneath a pile of blueberries and chocolate chips and began to suffocate.
    Suddenly, the wafflebear appeared from behind the pancake.  She bored through it and excited to the pile of awesometastic food, leaving a gaping hole in the pancake.  She quickly absorbed the entire pile covering the group of friends.  Then RoboRabbit woke up, was famished, and ate the entire pancake to fill himself.

*RoboRabbit's ears were, in fact, so sharp that they could cut cheese placed on top of them.