Anticlimactic

    When they discovered the truth, RoboRabbit knew what had to be done.  He told everyone the plan, then he jumped up.  He latched onto the blimp as it was leaving, climbed he way to the door, and very quietly went in.  He walked up behind the driver and payed close attention to the controls and how they were used.  Then he assassinated the pilot and took the wheel.  He made sure he was headed in the right direction and flew the blimp all the way to the dreamy castle in the air where he knew the real Teddy was.  He went over to the landing pad but missed and crashed into a tower.
    RoboRabbit jumped out just in time and landed on the top of the tower.  Luckily, the tower stayed mostly intact.  RoboRabbit made his way down the stairs to the broken part of the tower.  The stairs were spiral so that he was unable to simply jump the gap.  He jumped to the wall, hopped form there to the roof, then leaped to the stairs on the other side of the gap.  He then walked the rest of the way down the stairs and when he reached the bottom Teddy was standing there waiting for him.
    RoboRabbit leaped up and over Teddy, spinning through the air and slicing Teddy's head off.  He then continued through the hallway.  He saw Teddy, Teddy, and Teddy up ahead.  RoboRabbit pulled out his ninja throwing stars and tossed them, killing all three.  He came up to a door on the right side of the hallway and opened it.  Inside he found Teddy making pottery.
    “What are you doing?” asked RoboRabbit.
    “This is how I urn my living,” replied Teddy.  Then RoboRabbit exploded the whole room and went on through the hallway.  He soon came up to a door on the left.  He went in and found Teddy guarding a dusty old bell.
    “Why are you guarding a bell?” asked RoboRabbit.
    “This bell hasn't been rung in over one thousand years,” responded Teddy.  “It holds the No Bell Prize.”
    Now RoboRabbit destroyed the room as he exited it, ringing the bell in the process.  He soon reached the end of the hallway, where a door was waiting for him.  He opened the door, and stepped through into a completely white room.  Even the other side of the door was white.  The only thing in the whole room was a big red button on the far wall.  Just above this button were the words “self-destruct and destroy all Teddys.”  RoboRabbit slowly walked up to the odd button and examined it.  It seemed to call to him, telling him to press it.  He kept on resisting the strong urge to press it, thinking it would do something really horrible.
    After an hour of just standing there, unable to leave because of the force of the button's urge, he reached his hand up.  He slowly moved it over to the button.  He managed to stop himself a very, very, very, very, very small distance from the button.  He wasn't sure how long he could contain himself, and neither am I, so I'll tell you what happens next here later.  In the meantime, maybe you would like to know what the other people were doing.
    When RoboRabbit left Armaninx, Darkprint, and Claudio McAwesome, they were doing really well.  RoboRabbit had broken the first law of thermodynamics, so they were constantly getting free energy.  At this rate, they could go on battling forever.  Unfortunately, the enemies soon started getting energy as well.  They realized that everyone in the world must be getting energy.  They kept on battling, but they knew they now wouldn't last long.  Claudio McAwesome jumped up so high that she would be in the sky for at least an hour.  She had a plan.  The only thing was that Armaninx and Darkprint would have to fight for that whole time.

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    Green Wart Hog, Big Tall Moose, Tiny Chipmunk, and Big Fat Husky labored up the final hill.  They were almost there.  After parting from Claudio McAwesome, Armaninx, RoboRabbit, and Darkprint, Green Wart Hog had searched for his old companions.  He had found them on Peanut Island, where they had secretly gathered a large army.  They now made it to the crest of the hill and found a ginormous army of squirrels, all gathered around two people in the middle.
    “Charge!” yelled Green Wart Hog.  The whole army rushed out and crashed into the squirrel crowd.  They also had been receiving energy from the broken law.  The armies fought, and the main characters were at the front.  They soon reached Armaninx and Darkprint.  After a long time of battling, they realized an army was not enough.  They needed a bit more.  They would soon be defeated without more help.  Suddenly, without any warning, the musicians in the sky burst into “Eye of the Tiger.”  As they played the first noted, someone or something started whacking squirrels left and right to the rhythm.
    “Who is that?” wondered Armaninx.
    He was answered by the person emerging in front of them from the throng.  It was Platypus, come to save the day.
    “Come on,” he said, “let's whoop some [cow]!”  As he said this you could tell it was censored.  His mouth was blurred and the word “cow” sounded nothing like his voice.  Then they had a dance party, owning squirrels to the beat.  It had been almost an hour since Claudio McAwesome had disappeared.