The Real Enemy

    After leaving RoboRabbit, Big Fat Husky turned and found a bunch of droidekas.  Luckily, someone taking off in a ship shot and destroyed them all.  Big Fat Husky used a grappling hook to go up to the next floor.  As he entered the room, he saw the Horned One, wielding a laser sword in one hand and a deadly laser in the other.  He shot at Big Fat Husky, who was barely able to dodge in time.  Big Fat Husky jumped and shot a blast from his lunchbox of death.  The Horned One absorbed it and shot it back, doubling the power with his own blast.  Big Fat Husky shot continuously at the blast, increasing its power and slowing it to a stop.  It eventually came to a standstill, at which point it burnt its way through the floor all the way to Blokushneka.
    Big Fat Husky rushed at the Horned One and threw an ant.  The Horned One rushed at Big Fat Husky and threw a spider.  Big Fat Husky threw a bird, at which the Horned One threw a cat.  Big Fat Husky threw a dog, but the Horned One then threw a bear, towards which Big Fat Husky threw a killer whale.  Finally, the Horned One threw a human.
    Now Big Fat Husky wasn't sure what to do, but Armaninx was next to him saying, “Throw me.”  So he threw Armaninx.  There was a flash of light, and he heard the transporter noise from Star Trek, and when it all ended Armaninx was the only one standing there.  Big Fat Husky ran up to the door at the other end of the room, opened it, and stepped in.  There, on one side of the room, were his captured friends:  Big Tall Moose, Green Wart Hog, Tiny Chipmunk, RoboRabbit, and Armaninx.
    In the middle of the room was a sort of throne.  On this throne sat the thing no one had expected.  Who would have thought that this would be behind it all?  You could have expected the unexpected as much as you wanted, but you could never predict such a thing.  It seemed to be the most obvious and therefore least likely answer to their troubles.  Nothing was less likely than what was sitting there on that throne.  As Big Fat Husky stood there, staring, someone knocked him unconscious before I could tell you what was on the throne.

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    RoboRabbit came to in a dark closet, tied up, his weapons deactivated.  He noticed all his teammates were in the room with him.  He struggled and awoke them all.  He knew they had finally been defeated.  It was over now, there was no escape.  Suddenly, Armaninx moved and spoke.
    “I had hoped I wouldn't have to do this,” he said, “but they have left me no choice.”  RoboRabbit sensed him gather his strength, and then unleash his power.  Everyone heard that same Star Trek noise and the room was lit up very brightly.  Then everyone's ropes disintegrated and the closet door opened.  There, standing where Armaninx was before, was an alien lifeform.  Its eyes were sideways and they were on stalks like a snail's.  It had symbols all over its chest, and its mouth was not really a mouth.  It never opened but words still came from it.
    “I am Armaninx,” said the alien, “I was sent here to find help to save my planet from evil cat-like alien invaders.  I disguised myself as an armadillo so you wouldn't be alarmed by my appearance.  Now I must go back to my planet.”
    “I shalt goeth with thou,” said RoboRabbit.
    “So shall I,” said Green Wart Hog.
    So the three of them flew up into the sky and got in a spaceship.  As they left the atmosphere, they waved at the musicians in the sky, who were playing the old Star Trek theme song.  They flew for a very long time, and Armaninx instructed them on how to drive the ship and man the turrets in case they had an emergency.  And so they flew to Armaninx's planet to help save it.