“My name is Bob Trufant,” said Platypus, “I'm a music producer at WPI records.”
“That's great, but you broke through my wall!”
“Yes, well, you may be wondering. What does WPI stand for? It's quite obvious really. When buttersnaps appear, Peaches no longer Interest me.”
“Why would you break through my wall?”
“Dude, it's a driveway. It's obviously meant for driving on.”
“When will you learn? You park on driveways and drive on parkways!”
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RoboRabbit and Armaninx trudged through the snow. RoboRabbit was trying reduce his one weakness. Then he noticed that Armaninx wasn't moving.“Awww great. Frozen. My cow!” said RoboRabbit.
Then his cow appeared nearby and asked, “Yes?” Somewhere nearby, someone was singing, “This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.” One of them was singing way higher than the others.
RoboRabbit unleashed his power and shielded Armaninx from the cold so he might melt. Eventually he melted, and they walked back home.
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When RoboRabbit heard about what had happened to Green Wart Hog, he knew that there would be no end to his enemies until he found their source. So he went back to the Horned One. They dodged the Horned One's waves like a ninja and jumped and hopped and landed right behind the Horned One. He pulled out his sword and put it to the Horned One's neck.“Who are you working for?” he asked.
“Turtle. . . messenger. . . master. . . evil,” he whispered. Then he randomly died.
RoboRabbit waited there for a week. If Turtle was a messenger, maybe he would be here soon. When the musicians up in the sky changed their song, RoboRabbit knew Turtle was approaching. He hid in the bushes and waited. Turtle walked up and saw the dead body. He gasped and started on his way back, not knowing that he was being followed. RoboRabbit followed him for miles, eating whatever plants he came upon. Turtle eventually led him to a large castle. This castle had only one entrance, and even RoboRabbit couldn't possibly enter it without being noticed.
He walked around to the right side of the castle. He would enter as stealthily as possible so that no one would notice him. He pulled out his deadly lasers and loudly blasted a giant hole in the solid wall. He walked through the gaping hole and sneaked his way to some stairs, killing everyone who he saw with his noisy weapons. Whenever he killed an enemy, they yelled very loudly.
He arrived at the top of the stairs without being at all. He walked into a room filled with robots. They all charged at him, and one of them turned on a siren that ran through the entire castle. He pulled out his swords and started slashing left and right. He killed many robots, but they kept coming up the stairs. He used all his weapons and all the things around him, bouncing off the walls like Yoda.
He was a master, but there were too many robots. It was like they were cloning themselves like Mr. Smith. Then the drums started sounding, and a massive cave troll came out of the giant closed door occupying one wall of the room. The cave troll threw a giant spear at RoboRabbit, but it barely scratched him because of his mithril chain mail. The robots finally stopped coming from the stairway. He destroyed the remaining robots, then it was time for the cave troll.
He shot many laser blasts at it, but it was barely affected. He then sprang into the air, flipping and touching the roof with his feet. Then he pushed off and did another flip, landing on the cave troll's. He stabbed it repeatedly, sticking his sword as far as he could into the creature's neck. He stabbed the cave troll once more with both swords at once, yelling “Brisingr” as he did so. The cave troll collapse and he finally walked over it and through the giant door at the end of the room.
