Part I: The Set-up
“I am RoboRabbit,” said RoboRabbit, “I have come here to destroy your face.”“I am Armaninx,” said Armaninx, “and I am here to stop you.” Then Armaninx whipped out special boomerangs and started throwing them. He couldn't quite remember hot to throw one at first, but then it came back to him.
Quick as something really quick, RoboRabbit waved his sword through the air so fast, it blasted a wave of air that turned the boomerangs 180° (that's turning them around in case you knew not). That was an oblivious thing to do, though. Armaninx ducked and the boomerangs flew right over him. Then they came back, which was now forward. Swift as something swift (not named Taylor), RoboRabbit shot his laser and disintegrated the boomerangs.
Suddenly, a fox jumped out behind him. He killed it easily, but with its dying breath it broke one of his two deadly laser thingys. While he was busy, a chipmunk and a buffalo had popped out behind him. The chipmunk had a mega deadly laser, and the buffalo had a lunch box that shot long-range high amperage high voltage electrical currents. They all three attacked him at once. Very, very, very speedily, RoboRabbit spun in a full circle to slow their attacks. Then he jumped high in the air and shot a beam at the armadillo.
Just when he thought they were all there, a moose popped out with another electrical lunch box. RoboRabbit did a back flip and landed behind the buffalo. He whacked the buffalo in just the right place to knock him unconscious. Then RoboRabbit jumped yet again. They shot at him, but he was too fast. He landed beside the chipmunk and pinched a certain nerve to make her pass out. He then threw a net at the moose, which disarmed and trapped him. Having defeated all but the armadillo, he jumped right for him. The armadillo was also hasty, so it jumped at him. They were just about to clash when they both disappeared.
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RoboRabbit woke up in an enclosed area. There was nothing in it except for Armaninx. It had a ceiling and a floor and no seams. It was made of some black material he had never seen before. He saw Armaninx get up on the other side of the room. They both tried their best to break through the walls, but to no avail.“It's impossible,” said Armaninx, “we have to work together to destroy these walls.”
“Hmmm,” said RoboRabbit. And he thought, and contemplated, and figured, and realized, and thought, and contemplated, and thought, and contemplated, and thought, and thought, and contemplated, and thought, and thought, and thought, and contemplated, and contemplated, and thought, and contemplated, and contemplated, and thought, and contemplated, and contemplated, and contemplated, and contemplated, and thought, and thought, and contemplated, and thought, and contemplated, and thought, and thought, and thought, and kept thinking, and then, after one billion years of thought and contemplation, he finally decided.
“Fine,” he said, “let's work together.”
Then Armaninx drew some special power from within himself. He channeled it through his boomerangs, and once it was getting big, he started shooting it towards the middle of the room. RoboRabbit shot his deadly laser and created immense shockwaves which intercepted it at the very center of the room. RoboRabbit sliced and diced and shot his laser. Armaninx threw a few energized boomerangs in for good measure. Now the immense amount of energy was growing on its own. It almost occupied the whole room now. Once it touched the walls of the room, it exploded. Now this explosion was larger and more epic than any other explosions in the history of explosions. You could only get its equivalent if you shook a can of coke for 365 days and then opened it.
Both RoboRabbit and Armaninx were destroyed in the explosion. All that was left of Armaninx was ashes, although RoboRabbit's separate parts were still intact. All the ashes on the ground suddenly started moving. They were all being drawn to the center of what used to be the room. They started forming into the shape of an armadillo. There was a flash of light, and that sound which transporters make in Star Trek was made. There was Armaninx, standing in the precise center of the blast radius. He was immune to explosions. He noticed all the pieces of RoboRabbit and started gathering them all together.
He labored all day and all night on putting RoboRabbit back together. And he kept on laboring for forty days and forty nights, during which it rained the whole time. Most of the time they were in water, due to flooding caused by the rain. It's a good thing RoboRabbit was waterproof, otherwise he would have never functioned again. Since forty days is all the living part of him could survive, Armaninx had to be finished by then. At the end of forty days, Armaninx was finally finished. He reached his hand and switched RoboRabbit on. He had also put come new upgrades on RoboRabbit. He now had an energy belt, and retractable laser sword on each hand, and retractable deadly lasers on each arm. He tested out each of these in turn, and they all worked perfectly.
