Creator of Evil

    Green Wart Hog and Big Tall Moose trudged along through the swamp.  They had decided to look here because it was the best place to hide, and therefore the most likely place for the Master of Evil to be.  They found out that they were correct when they came upon a very large army of many assorted creatures.  How one could come up with such an army, they knew not.  This is why they suspected the Creator of Evil.  So far they had gone unnoticed, so they devised a plan.
    Now Big Tall Moose is and always will be the tallest creature in the land.  Green Wart Hog got on his shoulders, feeling acrophobic at such a height, and Big Tall Moose threw him long and high.  He flew over all the army.  There he goes, I wonder if he can pull it off.  What an amazing throw by Big Tall Moose.  It's getting very suspenseful as Green Wart Hog approaches the basket.  Will he make it?  He's almost there, and. . . oh my cow!  He made it!  What an amazing slam dunk against unbelievable odds!  I think this has never happened in the entire history of basketball!
    As Green Wart Hog continued flying through the air, he realized that his shoe was untied.  It fell off before he could tie it and now he had only one shoe.  Eventually he started declining toward the person surrounded by evil creatures, the person who had created those evil creatures.  As he started going down, the Master of Evil created a giant spider.  Suddenly half of the trees in the swamp came and attacked the army.  On the shoulders of one of them were Armaninx and Tiny Chipmunk, who attacked with their long-ranged weapons.
    Green Wart Hog landed on the Creator of Evil, who was shocked to see him come out of the sky, or maybe it was just his electrical weapons.  Green Wart Hog battled Shelob with his sword, Sting.  He eventually wounded Shelob badly, and she fled into a cave.
    Now the tree Armaninx and Tiny Chipmunk were on yelled, “Break the darn*!  Release the river!”  Some nearby trees broke a darn that no one had noticed and flooded the whole area.  Luckily, Green Wart Hog and the Master of Evil had somehow made their way into Orthanc, which was a rather tall tower.  They continued their battle up there, RoboRabbit watching from behind a closed energy field.  Then the Creator of Evil drove his two-sided lightsaber into Green Wart Hog.
    “Nooooooooooooooooooooo**!” came the cry from RoboRabbit's throat.  Then they both waited and waited.  When the energy field finally opened, RoboRabbit and the Master of Evil rushed at each other with their lightsabers.  They battled epically, but the Creator of Evil had the advantage.  He knocked RoboRabbit down into a hole.  He hung on, but his lightsaber fell down into the deep, dark hole.  He realized Green Wart Hog's lightsaber was still there, so he jumped up, grabbed it, and sliced the Master of Evil in half.  RoboRabbit decided then and there that he would train Anakin.

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    I bet you're wondering how the quack RoboRabbit got into that battlefield.  Well, he found Turtle.  He was following Turtle when he stumbled upon and encampment.  To his surprise, the camp was occupied by his first enemies:  The bunnies.  He got into a brutal battle and eventually defeated them.  Then he continued trailing Turtle.  Turtle eventually entered a swamp.  RoboRabbit was suddenly accompanied by Big Fat Husky.  They decided to capture Turtle.  They ran into a large room and opened a door, and there was standing the Creator of Evil.
    “I'll take him, you find another way up,” said RoboRabbit.  So Big Fat Husky turned and went another way while RoboRabbit faced the Master of Evil.  RoboRabbit activated his lightsaber, and his enemy activated his lightsaber, a double-bladed guardian lightsaber.  They battled a lot, but the Creator of Evil was constantly running away.  Eventually they made it to a hall of energy walls that opened and closed every so often.  They battled while they were open, and when the walls closed they waited.  In the end, the Master of Evil escaped the hall but RoboRabbit was stopped in his tracks just behind the last wall of energy.  RoboRabbit waited a long time, then he saw Green Wart Hog land on the Creator of Evil, and you know the rest.
    After the Master of Evil was slain, RoboRabbit walked over to the body of Green Wart Hog.
    “Green Wart Hog, arise and come forth,” he said.  And Green Wart Hog got up and they battled whatever enemies were still alive and then celebrated their victory.  They had broken the darn, and they had won.  Only one bad thing come of this:  The Creator of Evil wasn't alive to dramatically interrogate, for though RoboRabbit thought it had ended, it had only just begun.
*This is a children's story, mind you.
**This is the exact same number of O's that was in the original written chapter.