If you hadn't caught it, I must tell you that I already said what had taken over the planet in the last chapter. If you still know not, then too bad. As they were trailing the squirrel, he ambushed them from the side. After a bit of battling, they defeated him.
“Who are you?” asked RoboRabbit.
“Me?” he responded. “You remember me not? I am Teddy, leader of the squirrels! I will now have revenge on you, RoboRabbit! I swear it!”
“Well good luck with that,” replied RoboRabbit. Then Teddy walked off and they found no tracks. They were lost. They were in the middle of a forest. There was no one nearby. They tried following their tracks back only to find them gone.
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets,” said Armaninx as they walked around.
“I have an idea,” said Claudio McAwesome. “We still have those loaves of bread, right?” RoboRabbit looked in his bags and, to his amazement, found some bread.
“Since when was there bread in here?”l wondered RoboRabbit.
“Nevermind that, let's go through the forest leaving a trail of bread crumbs,” suggested Claudio McAwesome.
“Hmmm, that's a great idea,” said RoboRabbit. So they made their way out of the forest by leaving a trail of bread crumbs. When they exited the forest, they found an army of squirrels waiting for them. Teddy walked up to RoboRabbit and pulled out his laser sword. RoboRabbit whipped out his own laser sword and sliced at Teddy. Teddy blocked it and continued with his own dice. It was parried by RoboRabbit, who then pulled a side-slice which Teddy was barely able to defend himself from. Teddy jabbed and RoboRabbit knocked the blow aside.
While they battled, Claudio McAwesome got on Darkprint, who proceeded to buck Claudio McAwesome very far into the large army of squirrels. Then Armaninx and Darkprint fought the army, stopping them from aiding Teddy in his battle. The musicians in the sky suddenly changed the song to “I Like to Move it,” trying to help them out against the army. Armaninx and Darkprint started doing dance moves, killing squirrels left and right. Claudio McAwesome also started dancing in the middle of the army. RoboRabbit was slicing to the beat. It was quite an epic battle. Claudio McAwesome was just owning it up in the middle of that army. Left, right, up, left, right, down, jump! She smacked and slapped and kicked and even whacked with her tail. As she did so, she was building up her energy. RoboRabbit was battling like Yoda, jumping and flipping everywhere.
Suddenly, all of the squirrels grew stronger. They had gotten the Berserker Strength upgrade. The squirrels were soon overwhelming everyone. RoboRabbit, Claudio McAwesome, Armaninx, and Darkprint were pushed up against a wall.
“What happened?” asked Armaninx.
“Teddy cheated,” answered RoboRabbit.
“Cheated?” said Teddy. “What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance, and you know why?”
“Because you cheated.”
“No, not because I cheated, because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a – just a kid! Hahahahahaha. A stupid kid.”
You're right, Teddy, I am just a kid. I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven and a half seconds, and if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are. And no amount of vine forests, or alien powers, or some other third thing can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
“But that's okay! 'Cause I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Standos, and I beat the cats, and I rode with Armaninx, and I brought the possum back?
“So yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a knuckleheadmcspazatron. But most of all, I'm, I'm I'm. . .”
Then it burst into song as RoboRabbit said, “I'm a Bunny Bandit!” There was much music, and much singing. RoboRabbit was singing his heart out. The squirrels, of course, regained enough composure to start closing in on him, but he burst into a guitar solo and flew up into the sky. He wasn't really paying attention, though. As he flew up, he ran into a blimp that had been flying above him. He fell straight down into the crowd of squirrels. Luckily, there had been enough time for them to research Spirit Walker Master Training. So, every time someone died, a Spirit Walker revived them. In this way they killed many squirrels, and RoboRabbit found Teddy.
As RoboRabbit and Teddy clashed on the battlefield, the musicians in the sky played the dramatic song from the battle in Chronicles of Narnia. Slice, jab, lunge, and parry. This particular battle was so epic that the first law of thermodynamics was broken. Everyone suddenly gained immense energy from out of nowhere. Claudio McAwesome was again in the middle of the army, slicing and dicing left and right. Armaninx and Darkprint were fighting their way through the crowd of squirrels. It was hopefully the final battle between them and the squirrels, and they were winning.
The army of squirrels was only one fourth of its original size when RoboRabbit sliced off Teddy's arm. He yelled as he continued the slice, cutting off the other arm and then Teddy's head. As they finished up with the army, there was a voice from above.
“Bravo,” said the voice from the blimp, “you have defeated my clone and his army. Too bad for you that I have much more where that came from. What, you think the writer would really end this story this quickly? Prepare for the fight of your life!” Then another army appeared around them, led by Teddy.
