When they reached him, he said, “Armaninx, RoboRabbit, how have you been? Unfortunately, Armaninx, this is just between me and RoboRabbit.”
The Horned One had long ago gained the ability to kill anyone with a single wave of all four elements combined. He shot this powerful elemental wave at Armaninx now. Knowing he would be more likely to survive it, RoboRabbit jumped in front of Armaninx. He wasn't sure why the wave was getting bigger at first, but then it hit him. At first he absorbed it, but he couldn't absorb so much energy at once. He only slightly weakened it as it ran into him.
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Looking around, RoboRabbit saw nothing but darkness. He used his weapons to light up the surrounding area, and he heard a million voices shout, “I see a light!”He saw in front of him a person. This person is impossible for even me to describe, so I won't. RoboRabbit examined the person and asked, “Who are you?”
“I am Death,” he answered.
Then he suddenly started to transform. He got a belt of energy, sprouted long ears, and popped out some weapons. Before long he looked exactly like RoboRabbit. I am one of the few who know how Death defeats his enemies: He becomes them and beats them with their own body. Well, RoboRabbit and Death had a familiar-looking epic battle, but no one can beat RoboRabbit, not even himself. He drove his energy sword through Death's energy belt and switched the switch that he knew was there into the “off” position. He knew how to defeat himself, and he defeated Death.
As Death shrank back into his normal form, he said, “Only one man has ever defeated me before. It was a man from another dimension, with another name.” Then RoboRabbit came back into his own body.
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After the Vine Battle, Green Wart Hog had decided to sail over to Peanut Island to relax. He arrived at Peanut Island and got off of his small boat. Suddenly, a giant anchor landed on his boat and broke it into many pieces.“The sky had a baby on my boat!” he said. Then a small black dog with a very short tail ran up to him. “Hey, Peanut,” he said, then he thought about how he would get off of Peanut Island. He decided to make a new boat. So he took some peanut trees and he started working. He used all the resources at hand to help build the boat. He labored for five days, and on the fifth day, he heard Gandalf's voice saying, “When the sun rises on the fifth day, look to the east.”
He looked to the east, and while his back was turned a giant anchor fell on his new boat. He sat down, too tired to start making another boat yet. Then he heard something. It was the musicians in the sky, playing “Chariots of Fire.” As the song played, everything went into a very dramatic slow motion. He saw someone come over the hill, their long hair flowing in the wind. They shook their hair and then took it off and said, “I guess I have no more need of this wig.”
“Need a lift?” he asked as he walked over to Green Wart Hog. As he said this the musicians began playing dramatic music.
“Who are you?” asked Green Wart Hog.
“I'm David Hasselhof,” he answered. “Not really, I'm just making another Spongebob reference. You can call me Platypus.”
“Well, where's your boat?”
“Boat?” he responded. He chuckled, then he proceeded to give Green Wart Hog a ride through the ocean to his beach house.
“You know,” said Green Wart Hog, “My beach house was built on the battlefield where I first came into existence.”
Then they went their separate ways. Green Wart Hog went to bed and had a good night's sleep, and Platypus went to his summer home in Prague and rode his unicorn.
