The Master of Evil

    RoboRabbit walked in upon a room full of many creatures, real and mythical.  Right after a big battle, he had to do another one.  Great.  He jumped high into the air to see how big it was.  The army occupied almost the whole room, and at the far end was a person.  This person was obviously evil, and his body was a big black blob.  His body was steadily growing bigger and differently shaped.  Then a jackalope emerged from it and it went back to its original size.  This person could create evil creatures.
    RoboRabbit hopped high and long, trying to get to the other side of the room.  Then a flaming phoenix suddenly knocked him back into the throng.  With so many flying creatures, RoboRabbit had no choice but to fight his way through to the Master of Evil.  So he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the creatures down.  But lo, some of them had built walls out of bricks and survived.  Those left rushed at him, drawing weapons if they had them.  RoboRabbit sliced some and diced others and chopped the rest, making his way to the Master of Evil.  He eventually made it, but the Master of Evil was huge by then and created a giant balrog.
    “You shall not pass!” said RoboRabbit as he slammed the ground with one of his swords.  The floor cracked, and the balrog fell down through it.  Big Fat Buffalo, who had apparently been looking for RoboRabbit, then popped up.  As the giant balrog fell into the gaping chasm, it whipped its whip at Big Fat Buffalo.  He was yanked down but hung on to the ledge.
    “Fly, you fool,” he said, trying to make as many movie references as possible.  Then he fell down into the abyss and RoboRabbit jumped over it.  While he was distracted, the Master of Evil had fled.  There was no knowing where he was now.  RoboRabbit started his journey back down to enlist the help of Green Wart Hog and Armaninx.  He would need all the help he could get in his search for the Master of Evil.

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    As it happens, Turtle was never actually slain.  He managed to escape from the Master of Evil's castle before it was destroyed.  RoboRabbit had realized this, and he determined that the best course of action would be to find Turtle.  So he, Armaninx, and Green Wart Hog split up.  Armaninx took tiny Chipmunk with him, and Green Wart Hog took Big Tall Moose.  As Armaninx traveled with Tiny Chipmunk, they ran into some orcs.  There were very many orcs, and they were very powerful.  They captured Armaninx and Tiny Chipmunk and started taking them somewhere, talking about an elven weapon the whole time.  What the orcs knew not was that they were being followed by a wart hog and a moose.  Now wart hogs are born sprinters.  They cannot run long distances, whereas meese can.
    Because of this, Green Wart Hog and Big Tall Moose trailed them for quite a while before getting close.  Then, suddenly, some Riders of Rohan surrounded them.  They said they had recently killed a band of orcs, and they hadn't seen an armadillo or a chipmunk, so Green Wart Hog and Big Tall Moose left them for dead and continued on their search.
    What had really happened, in case you hadn't caught the reference by now, is that Armaninx and Tiny Chipmunk had escaped into the nearby forest.  They wandered around and came upon a walking tree.  The walking tree picked them up and started manhandling them.  It carried them a long way, then dropped them.  Standing right there before them was Big Fat Buffalo.
    “Big Fat Buffalo?” said Armaninx in astonishment.
    “Is that what they called me?  I had forgotten.  I am no longer Big Fat Buffalo, I am Big Fat Husky.”  As he spoke they saw this was true.  His body had changed greatly.  He was no longer a buffalo, but a husky.  Then they continued their searching with Big Fat Husky's help.