Saturday, September 22, 2012

Decreasing Entropy

    When Upooq entered the shield generator room they saw a horrible site.  The whole room was cold, and no one was radiating any heat.  Soon RoboRabbit crawled out of the center, but he wasn't the RoboRabbit they recognized.  He had become completely white from the force of Teddy's powerful depredator.  He had pulled Hilarious Hyena out with him, and while she was unconscious, she had still retained her basic appearance and general awesomeness.  Jhoqi was the only one who seemed at all unaffected from powering the shield generator.  She was sitting cross-legged in her chair, watching everyone else.
    "The shield generator must be prepared," she said.  "Upooq will help me.  While we are doing that, you must find Teddy and Turtle.  They cannot escape judgement."
    They soon decided to send Claudio McAwesome, Oapsuf, and RoboRabbit to find Teddy and Turtle.  RoboRabbit went because he was powerful and conscious and had only one weakness.  Claudio McAwesome and Oapsuf went because Jhoqi had told them earlier to "follow the white rabbit," which now made perfect sense.  The trio examined the wreckage caused by Teddy and Turtle's depredator and followed the path of the destruction to its source.  They found the depredator of doom, which was destroyed from its own force, and a shield generator about 100 meters from the depredator.  It had obviously been used to keep Teddy and Turtle alive during the explosion.  When they found tracks leading away from the shield generator, Hilarious Hyena walked up and unitentionally matched every footstep of Turtle and Teddy.
    "Hey guys," she said, "can I join you?"
    "I's be sad if you left," said RoboRabbit, although this wwas obviously not true because RoboRabbit could not experience sadness.
    "Is that a yes?" asked Hilarious Hyena.
    "Yes," said RoboRabbit.
    So they set out to find Teddy and Turtle, and they eventually found themselves at a lake, which the footprints led dtraight into.  RoboRabbit pulled out an index card with the letter Q on the back.
    "My Q card says not to strain yourself while swimming," he said.
    Not paying attention, Hilarious Hyena dove into the lake and strained herself, causing the lake water to all drain out from her straining.  Claudio McAwesome was about to reprimand her when Oapsuf pointed at the bottom of the lake, where the footprints they were following led to the other side of the lake.
    "How this story makes sense," said Claudio McAawesome, "I will never know."