Saturday, September 22, 2012

Separation

    Over a month after Valentine's Day was Oapsuf's birthday, and two months after that was RoboRabbit's birthday.  He shared a celebration with Claudio McAwesome, whose birthday was two days after his.  No other significant events happened from Valentine's Day to RoboRabbit's and Claudio McAwesome's joined party, so I will spare you the boredom of everything that happened and skip right to the exciting part.
    Ambassadors from the planets Epmoxs and Miuxwodih even showed up for the birthdays.  They were, respectively, a female Dalmation, who was followed by a spot-light wherever she walked, and a male Pangolin, which is an actual animal that is similar to a mix between an armadillo and an anteater.  The Dalmation was called Ozzy, and Diomedes was the name of the Pangolin.  The people of Epmoxs and Miuxwodih were strong allies and had jointly decided to attend the celebration, which was to involve a tournament in the art of Patih Pdopw Khep.  As it so happened, Ozzy, Diomedes, and Armaninx were the only three to show up at the celebration, so the five of them went to go see a fairly new movie.  Then, since it was National Free Balloon Day, they went out and got a balloon.  And they ran with the balloon and they went to the beach with the balloon.  Then they took a bike ride with the balloon, and they went to the movies and arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop and the moon and the sky and under a car and behind a dumpster and the candy shop and Ozzy's back yard and in a plane and over a rock and under a hill and with a whale.  They loved borrowing!  Then the balloon popped and they spent the rest of the day playing Patih Pdopw Khep, a two-dimensional game with three-dimensional graphics which involved flinging people off the screen with as much force as possible.
    Afterwards half of them played Battleart III, a real-time strategy game.  And so RoboRabbit's and Claudio McAwesome's shared birthday celebration turned out to be awesomulartasticool, though it surely would have been much better had Hilarious Hyena been there.  As it turns out, she later informed RoboRabbit that she had to leave and stay on planet Posahf for the next four ot five.  When asked why, she said there was a great evil that she was avoiding by leaving, and they would be able to stay in contact while she was gone.  Then RoboRabbit said his goodbyes and she left for Posahf
    RoboRabbit tried to keep his mind off of recent matters during the time of Paddih, a three month celebration which involved no working or fighting, only playing and practicing.  During Paddih, RoboRabbit went to remote regions of the galaxy and created an empire consisting of several planets.  Then he returned home and kept his empire under control from there, while conversing constantly with Hilarious Hyena over the long distane that separated them.  I realize this is not a love story, so after the next sentence I will refrain from mentioning anything about love.  As paddih progressed, the love between them grew exponentially until it was at least 1023 times its original size when the celebration ended, at which point Hilarious Hyena returned to Iohsw and their lives returned to normal, if one could use normal to describe either of them at any point.