Big Fat Husky clambered onto the wall. He had to open the portcullis from within. He walked across the stone wall and climbed down the opposite side, then he walked over to the mechanism which controlled the gate and controlled the gate with it. What a concept.
Big Tall Moose, Tiny Chipmunk, and Darkprint came in through the now open gate. They walked along the path and came to a hallway that ran the entire length of Teddy's castle. Big Tall Moose rammed his antlers into the door to break it down. They walked into the hallway and started going to the end of it. Whenever they came to a room on the side of the hallway, squirrels would pop out. Without exception, they battled and defeated every squirrel in the hallway. It slowed them down considerably, but they eventually made it to the end of the hallway, where they found a door labeled “This is definitely NOT Teddy's throne room.” They opened the door and went in, and their faces ran into a brick wall right where the door had been.
It was then that they noticed another door labeled “This definitely MIGHT be Teddy's throne room.” They entered and ran directly into a giant pie. Only then was it that they noticed a third door labeled “This is definitely Teddy's throne room.” They went in and found Teddy in his throne with two guards next to him, and there, in front of him, were Armaninx and Green Wart Hog, bound with metal coils.
“Finally,” said Darkprint. “We have found you. We've been lacking in comic relief, what with RoboRabbit and Claudio McAwesome gone and you two captured.”
Then Tiny Chipmunk blasted the coils off with her mega deadly laser. Armaninx and Green Wart Hog advanced upon Teddy, and the two royal squirrel guards engaged them [in combat]. With help, they defeated the guards, but Teddy had already escaped through an escape route that led conveniently right to the beginning of the hallway they had spent all day traversing. Big Fat Husky, Green Wart Hog, and Darkprint left Armaninx, Big Tall Moose, and Tiny Chipmunk in the throne room to prevent Teddy from coming back through the secret passage and ran down the hallway.
“Holy cow!” exclaimed Darkprint.
“What?” asked Green Wart Hog.
“That cow over there. It's full of holes. You know, holy.” Green Wart Hog then looked and saw that there actually was a holy cow in the hallway. He zapped it and they continued on their way.
When they finally caught up with Teddy, they were in the middle of a forest, a long way from the hallway. They met up with him and surrounded him.
“Teddy,” said Green Wart Hog, “we have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up and I promise we'll kill you anyway!”
Teddy came out and they dispatched him. With his dying breath he asked them, “What now?”
Then they realized that they had no idea how to get out of the forest.
