Saturday, September 22, 2012

Good Evening Shuttle-Bus

    The vehicle landed on Dohp, amazing RoboRabbit and the others.  It was a public bus with rockets on the back.  On the planet now were Armaninx, Darkprint, and Platypus, whom Teddy had also stranded there.  They slowly walked up to it, wondering what the quack this shuttle-bus was doing here.  It seemed that no one was in it.  There was no sound or visible movement from inside.  Costa Lxodi stepped closer and discovered that the shuttle-bus was heat-proof.
    He opened the door and stepped inside.  A few seconds later he came back out, confirming that it was empty.  Everyone piled in, and RoboRabbit took the driver's seat.  Costa Lxodi was in the passenger seat, since RoboRabbit was the only one there who could take the heat.  RoboRabbit examined the dashboard and fond no starting mechanisms.  In fact, there was nothing except a navigation system, which was used to select the planet you were traveling to.  RoboRabbit selected Iohsw.  Nothing happened.
    RoboRabbit got out to check how much fuel was left, since there was no gauge on the dashboard either.  He walked the full length of the shuttle-bus, but found nothing.  The vehicle seemed to have no ways to put fuel into it at all.  RoboRabbit even crawled underneath and found the bottom to be completely seamless.  The only opening on the whole shuttle-bus was the door.
    “It's quite clear,” said RoboRabbit, “that I'm stuck here.”
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    Claudio McAwesome and Oapsuf quickly sneaked down the dark metal shape of the rusty fire escape.  Oapsuf had decided to help Claudio McAwesome in restoring order to Iohsw.  They were now headed straight to Teddy's office to end his rule.  He had controlled the planet long enough.
    When they reached the ground, they opened the door and ran straight into an office, with a desk, with a chair, with a Teddy.  Oapsuf jumped to the middle of the room, pulled out a sword, and was about to slice Teddy's head off when Claudio McAwesome stopped him.
    “If you kill him,” she said, “you are no better than him.  Let him live, and we can leave him on Dohp for the remainder of his life.”
    Oapsuf agreed to this, so they knocked Teddy unconscious and began to carry him back with them.  On the way back to their ship they met Green Wart Hog, Big Fat Husky, Big Tall Moose, and Tiny Chipmunk, who were all in favor of Teddy's rule.  Claudio McAwesome jumped over Green Wart Hog and swhacked him with her tail.  Oapsuf punched Big Fat Husky in the gut, jumped in the air, and kicked him.  Big Tall Moose stepped on them both, and Tiny Chipmunk pointed her mega deadly laser at Claudio McAwesome.  Then Oapsuf grabbed the leg that was on him and twisted it.  Big Tall Moose started to fall down and landed on Tiny Chipmunk.  Claudio McAwesome gut up and thwacked Green Wart Hog right on his noggin.  Oapsuf jumped onto Big Tall Moose, who was on top of Tiny Chipmunk.
    “Go,” he said.  “I will make sure you are not followed.”
    So Claudio McAwesome ran the rest of the way up the fire escape, carrying Teddy the whole way.  When she reached the top, she went straight to the ship they had come on and flew to Dohp from there.