Saturday, September 22, 2012

Eggsaladasia

    Claudio McAwesome walked through the empty hallway, wondering where all the guards had gone.  It was completely silent as she went on through the unoccupied passages.  She came upon many empty rooms, all of which had some sort of wreckage in them.  One room even had signs of an explosion.  After a long time spent walking she came to a room at the end of the hall.  She entered and saw, of all people, RoboRabbit.  He had already pressed the big red button in the room.
    “Hi!” exclaimed RoboRabbit, waving at Claudio McAwesome.
    “Hai*,” replied Claudio McAwesome.
    “¿Como estás?” preguntó RoboRabbit.
    “Así, así,” contestó Claudio McAwesome.  “¿Por qué estás aquí?”
    “Estoy aquí para encontrar Teddy.”
    “Creo que no tengo que estar aquí, porque estás  aquí.”
    “¿Por qué estás aquí?”
    “Estoy aquí para encontrar el botón rojo grande.”
    “Oh, and I already pressed it.  I see.”
    “Yeah, I could have been halfway through Wragglefraggleland by now.  We might have been able to catch up with Teddy if we mustered up enough force for a victory we could relish.  Now he will most likely get away.”
    “Worry not, said RoboRabbit.  “Together, we will go twice as fat to press the button in Wragglefraggleland and catch up with Teddy.”
    “Yes, that makes perfect sense.”  And even though Claudio McAwesome was being sarcastic, they actually went twice as fast together as they would apart.  They easily overcame all Teddys and other squirrels on the way and pressed the button in Wragglefraggleland, then they took off and tried their best to catch up with Teddy, which shouldn't be too hard because their ship was butter than his.
*This is the actual pronunciation.