Saturday, September 22, 2012

Sun Battles

    RoboRabbit and Claudio McAwesome drove their spaceship toward Dohp, where they knew Turtle was headed.  Costa Lxodi and Oapsuf manned the turrets for the upcoming battle and Platypus at there doing nothing.  As they approached the planet they saw another ship, Turtle's stoled ship, take off.  Everyone but Platypus prepared for battle.  With only two people manning their ship, Turtle and Teddy were outmatched.  Unfortunately they were smart enough to realize that they could only lose in open space battle, so Turtle rammed his ship directly into the side of RoboRabbit's stolen ship.
    "Close the hatches," said RoboRabbit.  Besides him, none of the crew could survive in the vacuum of space.
    "I'm already on it," responded Claudio McAwesome.
    "What should we do?" asked Oapsuf.
    "They've caused grave damage to their ship.  You and Costa Lxodi go meet them at the crash site.  We'll clear you a path," said RoboRabbit. "And remember to grab suits!"
    Oapsuf left the room and headed towards Turtle's stolen ship, Costa Lxodi following close behind.  They wound through the halls and eventually made it to the site of Turtle's crashed stolen ship, where there was a gaping hole the size of something really big.  They boarded the ship and searched the entire vehicle, then a light bulb appeared over Oapsuf's head.
    "What?" asked Costa Lxodi.
    "I just realized," said Oapsuf, "they could have entered our stolen ship while we were searching their stolen ship."
    "You mean like a stolen ship swap?" asked Costa Lxodi.
    "Yeah, an SSS!"
    "Okay," said Costa Lxodi, "let's go back."
    They reentered their ship and quickly went back towards the cockpit.  They soon ran into Turtle and Teddy, who were sneaking their way through the halls.  Costa Lxodi tackled Turtle and Oapsuf tackled Teddy.  Teddy flipped over, got up and threw Oapsuf across the room, and Oapsuf bounced off the wall like a hyperactive person and flipped, landing on his feet on he ground.  At the same time, Turtle went into his shell and spun, flinging Costa Lxodi off of him.  Then Costa Lxodi reached into Turtle's shell and grabbed his tail, burning it and yanking it  at the same time.
    Oapsuf ran at Teddy from one side and Costa Lxodi threw Turtle at him from the other.  Teddy dodged Turtle, letting him hit Oapsuf, and jumped at Costa Lxodi.  Ignoring the heat, he flipp over Costa Lxodi and put him in a headlock.  He then jumped and hit Costa Lxodi's head on the roof, knocking him unconscious.  By then Turtle had joined him, so they decamped through the halls.  Unfortunately, Claudio McAwesome had closed all the doors and locked them, so Turtle and Teddy boarded the nearest escape pod and fled.