Saturday, September 22, 2012

[N]Ice Christmas

    When RoboRabbit landed he continued his fight with Alex, but while Alex, RoboRabbit, Armaninx, and Claudio McAwesome were all on the gorund in the same spot, a giant ice cube came down from the sky, crushing all four of them.  Claudio McAwesome was hot enough to melt her way out, and Armaninx used his mystic other-worldly powers, but Alex and RoboRabbit remained trapped beneath the ice.  As you may recall, cold was RoboRabbit's one weakness, so his not coming out greatly concerned Claudio McAwesome and Armaninx.  He had nothing to protect him from the coldness which surrounded him.
    Now I feel, as everyone felt on that battlefield, that something special should happen in light of the holiday that is fast approaching as I write these words.  So, everyone joined temporarily to sing a Christmas song which you most likely know not.  It goes something like this, and by the chorus everyone has joined in the song:

Yeah, it's that time of year
An there'll be lots of Santa
But I'll take away the deer
Unless I get a Fanta

Yeah, I'll sing more and more
This music I will dish
And they will halt the war
For a peaceful Christmas wish

Oh, it's Christmas time on the battlefield
The weather is hot, the cold is sealed

It's Christmas time on the battlefield
And deadly presents shall be peeled

Yeah, the fighting will continue
After the celebration
And the losing side will go through
Their enemies ruling the nation

For now we'll join together
And sing this new Christmas song
And we won't mind the weather
For we shan't be here for long

Oh, it's Christmas time on the battlefield
After we're done we'll all be healed

It's Christmas time on the battlefield
The victor soon shall be revealed

It's the season of giving
The reason we're living
What we're looking forward to

So we're all celebrating
A break from decimating
An annual thing we do

I love Christmas
And everyone should too
But all of our gifts must
Be wasteful to you

We're not gathered
To celebrate this time
But we'd all rather
Sing this brand new rhyme