Saturday, September 22, 2012

Straw

    Green Wart Hog, big Fat Husky, and Darkprint wandered through the forest.  They had been walking around, searching for an end to the forest, for weeks now.  They had at least defeated Teddy on this world, but it seemed that he had wanted them to do so because they would then be lost in this forest.  They could only hope that RoboRabbit and Claudio McAwesome had found and defeated Teddy in space.
    “Well,” said Darkprint, “it seems to me that wandering through the forest won't get us anywhere.”
    “What were you thinking we should do?” asked Big Fat Husky.
    “How about we start chopping tress?  That way is we go back to a place we've been, we'll know we've been there because the trees are chopped down.”
    “Sounds like a plan to me,” said Green Wart Hog.  So they fashioned some axes out of trees and rocks, and they started chopping trees.
    Now Armaninx had given Green Wart Hog the Pshom Paqyufj, an enchanted straw that, when blown upon, would create a noise heard by everyone on planet Iohsw.  He was to use it as a signal that they had defeated Teddy.  He had already used it, so Armaninx knew that they had won.  None were sure when RoboRabbit and Claudio McAwesome would return, so Armaninx, Big Tall Moose, and Tiny Chipmunk set out to reestablish dominion over the planet.
    They set out in three different directions to conquer all of the lands that had broken apart amid the war that was going on.  It was indeed very tedious work.  Most of it was just informing the leaders of all the lands that RoboRabbit still ruled.  They simply traveled from place to place for this part, the boring part.  It took about a month total, but they eventually reasserted control over the whole planet, only having to convince a few peoples with force.  The one place they avoided, of course, was Blokushneka.  With only three of them, they doubted that they could defeat another squirrel army.