We have now come to another part in the story where I must dedicate a chapter to a certain day of the year. And before you ask, I will tell you that planet Iohsw has New Years on a different day, so it was not skipped. However, for those who haven't noticed, I forgot Jhoqi's birthday, so I will just put it in a year's worth of the story.
"Well," said RoboRabbit, "the author wants us to make this chapter about love, so let's get down to business: could someone please tell me what love is?"
"You don't know what love is?" Claudio McAwesome incredulously asked after a wave of gasps from everyone present. "Well, it looks like we're going to have to work together to form a working definition of love for RoboRabbit."
So they coordinated a presentation of the definition of love, which took several days.* When they finally finished, they performed it, as you might expect.
Teddy stepped forward and said, "Love is a noun, but it must also be a verb."
Then Claudio McAwesome and the others, respectively, sang in turn:
Love is when you realize,
Despite their looks or their size,
That you've got a really awesome friend,
And you like every single thing about them.
None can tell if you have love,
If there's one you're always thinking of.
Only you can know it's there,
And you'll go through life as a pair.
This is the love song.
I gotta say,
There's no other way,
To tell you this,
But through the love song.
All of the time,
You're on my mind.
I have no choice,
Except to sing the love song.
Even when life is hard,
You hold them in the highest regard.
You'd rather be with no one,
But your love, you shining sun.
You love them and they love you,
And when they smile, you grin too.
Go through all, thick and thin,
If I must then I'll sing it again.
This is the love song.
I gotta say,
There's no other way,
To tell you this,
But through the love song.
All of the time,
You're on my mind.
I have no choice,
Except to sing the love song.
You go through life together,
Two birds of a feather.
It's the opposite of hate.
Before you say it you contemplate.
And when you say it to them,
It's worth much more than a gem.
And they know that it means,
To you they're higher than kings and queens.
This is the love song.
I gotta say,
There's no other way,
To tell you this,
But through the love song.
All of the time,
You're on my mind.
I have no choice,
Except to sing the love song.
I gotta say,
There's no other way,
To tell you this,
But through the love song.
As each day,
goes away,
I love you more.
It's you I adore.
After Hilarious Hyena finished the song, it was silent for quite some time. RoboRabbit was speechless after such an amazing perfrmance. Eventually everyone left, one by one, except RoboRabbit and Hilarious Hyena. Even I am unsure if this was planned or not, but Hilarious Hyena approached RoboRabbit. She came very close to him and then she addressed him.
"RoboRabbit," she whispered.
"Yes?" replied RoboRabbit, also whispering.
"I love you."
Then RoboRabbit tooke her hand and said, "I love you too." So, as I conclude this chapter, the story has come to a point where you say "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
*Yes, it's still Valentine's Day
