Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Vine Door

    RoboRabbit, Armaninx, and Green Wart Hog stopped ten feet from the green door labeled “The Vine Master.”  It was in the middle of a great wall that encompassed the entire Vine Kingdom.  RoboRabbit hadn't seen the Vine Master since he thought he had died 1,000,000,010 years ago.  It was surprising to discover that he had been right under their noses, sneezed, and built this huge kingdom.
    Armaninx slowly walked up to the door.  He reached his hand over and pressed the doorbell button.  A hidden deadly laser suddenly blasted him from somewhere in the wall.  He rang the doorbell again, and the same laser blasted him yet again.
    “Cool,” he said as he continued ringing it.  RoboRabbit sighed and activated his deadly laser.  He aimed and shot at the laser that was blasting Armaninx repeatedly.  He walked over and broke the door into pieces.
    “I was having fun,” said Armaninx.
    “We'll save the fun for later,” responded RoboRabbit.
    Green Wart Hog entered the door and his army followed in a single file line.  Just past the door was a forest of vines.  It grew thicker the farther in it went.  The army immediately started its arduous journey through the Vine Forest.  After days of forging their way through the Vine Forest, they finally came to a clearing.  There, in the middle of the huge clearing, stood the Vine Master.
    “Charge!” yelled Green Wart Hog.  The army started running towards the vine Master.  They made quick progress, they would easily defeat him.  They were halfway there when suddenly vines sprouted out of the ground.  They strangled the warriors in the front, while the ones behind them ran through the fray and were soon entangled as well.  Now wart hog archers are the best archers one could possibly get.  They shot flaming arrows with great accuracy to burn the vines off of everyone.  Every time a flaming arrow burned off the vines, more vines just came up and recaptured them.  Soon everyone but Green Wart Hog and the archers were entangled.
    Then Green Wart Hog took a step closer and was instantly entangled.  He used his superpowerful weapons to shock the vines off of himself and send a strong current through them.  The current traveled underground to the source of the vines and knocked him unconscious like a taser.
    Suddenly, some long-haired human appeared three feet above the ground in the middle of the battlefield.  He fell to the ground and said, “Hey everyone, I figured out how to teleport.”  Then he disappeared, probably teleporting elsewhere.
    “That's just not good for the bones,” said RoboRabbit as he arrived to help, only to find that they had already won.  He walked over to where the Vine Master had been but he wasn't there anymore.  All of the vines had receded into the ground.  They walked back through the now barren land and exited through the Vine Door.
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    RoboRabbit frolicked through the forest.  There was a happy, peaceful song playing in the background.  You know, those musicians that are always up in the sky, playing music.  Suddenly, someone blasted the musicians, making them all play an evil song.  Then the person who had blasted the musicians popped out of the forest and stood face to face with RoboRabbit.  He looked identical to RoboRabbit, with the same ears and the same weapons.  He swiped at RoboRabbit, but he was faster than something fast and jumped, shooting the clone.  The clone was more rapid than something rapid, and he dodged it and shot back.  RoboRabbit absorbed the energy from the laser and sliced at the clone.  The clone blocked the swift attack with his sword and sliced RoboRabbit.
    RoboRabbit broke one of the clone's energy swords in half, then the clone jumped up and over RoboRabbit.  RoboRabbit shot him in the air but he was too quick and dodged it.  The battle continued in this manner for over a century, after which they each had a broken sword and the clone had a broken laser.  The clone shot at RoboRabbit but he absorbed it again.  That was the last bit of energy he needed.
    RoboRabbit pulled in his arms and legs.  The belt of energy around his waist created a pure black energy field around him.  It just sat there for a second, then a head popped out.  It was RoboRabbit, but now he was pure energy and pitch black everywhere but his eyes.  He then sprouted arms and legs.  They weren't much of arms and legs, though.  They started very wide at the shoulders and thinned out to a sharp tip.  He was now composed entirely of energy.  He slashed the stunned clone's head off, then cut it into a million pieces.  Then he transferred the clone's energy into him.  Once he was done pwning, he shrank back into his normal form.