Saturday, September 22, 2012

Hole

    While RoboRabbit and the others were safe, there still remained the fact that Jhoqi and Upooq were under the control of the Vine Master, not to mention that Armaninx and Darkprint and Big Fat Husky and Green Wart Hog and Big Tall Moose and Costa Lxodi were in the midst of it all.  The group decided to try to rescue as many of them as possible.  The expedition would be a hard one, and it required the making of a hole in the wall of vines.  For this, RoboRabbit and Platypus engineered a giant laser which would shoot in the outline of a circle, so that if you were in the middle of the laser you could walk through it.
    The laser was built next to the wall and they built a door so that you could walk into it and walk along the laser, as mentioned before.  When they turned it on, it worked perfectly and created a hole in the vine wall in less than five.  Then RoboRabbit entered the laser and walked through the hole, followed by Claudio McAwesome, Platypus, Teddy, Oapsuf, and Hilarious Hyena.  They sneaked along a river and encountered an underground tunnel to Jhoqi's treeehouse that had been dug long ago.  They found that someone had blocked the entrance with several dead bodies.
    "How are we to get in?" asked Hilarious Hyena aloud.
    "Perhaps I can be of assistance," said Diomedes, who, along with Ozzy the Dalmation, had been following them for some time.
    "How so?" questioned Oapsuf.
    "Well," answered Diomedes, "a dead body is the opposite of a live body, correct?"
    "Correct," said RoboRabbit.
    "So, then," continued Diomedes, "A dead body can be thought of as a negative body."
    "I see where this is going," sighed Claudio McAwesome.
    "Thereforem all that is required is to take the square root of the negative bodies, and you end up with imaginary bodies, which are a lot less smelly and won't clog up your hole here," finished Diomedes.
    "That makes sense!" exclaimed Ozzy.
    "Most indeededly," agreed Platypus.
    And so they square rooted the dead obstacles and continued on their journey to Jhoqii's abode.  The tunnel eventally spit them out in the lowest underground room of Jhoqi's place.  They wiped the saliva from themselves and went up a staircase to find Jhoqi herself in the next room.  She was the only one who had made it thus far because she was the one who knew the path to get there.  Jhoqi informed them that everyone but Upooq was already out of the house.  Claudio McAwesome wanted to go back for Upooq, but RoboRabbit knew he wasn't ready yet.  They exited the premises via the tunnel, rounded up Armaninx, Darkprint, Big Fat Husky, Green Wart Hog, Big Tall Moose, and Costa Lxodi, and came back through the hole in the wall of vines.  After they returned to their side of the wall, RoboRabbit turned off the laser so they wouldn't be followed, and the vines quickly grew to fill the hole.  Everyone celebrated that they had escaped, but their departure from the evil on the other side was nothing compared to the difficulties to come.